with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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