Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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a victory without nudity is not really a victory
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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