please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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