and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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