Is it normal to miss your booty call?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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