its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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