i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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