I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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