She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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