remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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