i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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