Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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