You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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