If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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