Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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