Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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