i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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