I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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