Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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