It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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