end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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