all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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