is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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