Already got asked if we're dating
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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