Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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