There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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