what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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