she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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