Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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