Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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