I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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