Just cropdusted the office
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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