i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
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I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He's on the porch naked. Help.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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