Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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