I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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