That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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