Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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