If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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