I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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