What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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