I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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