It's Friday. Sex?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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