the new term for farting is butt boxing.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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