and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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