why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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