After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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