Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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