Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.