You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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