i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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