i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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