Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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