Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
