All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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